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"Old Mexico with a little big city panache" or "I have to wear underwear?"
Ah, the craziness that ensues when you and your fellow mods are discussing your community and chatting on-line. Though I'm not quite sure why pegasi1978 didn't just sign on to AIM. Would have saved a lot of time, and would have been a hoot. Ah, well.
I do have to omit parts of this, due to an ongoing challenge for dreamoftomarrow, and general mod discussions relating ( Read more... ) -
"Totally me and my lover" or "I would have put dimples on"
nevergabe sent me this AWESOME link today. It's kind of a doll site, but instead of dolls, it's superheros. It's offered by HeroMachine, but there's a free preview here.
So, I decided that if I were a hero heroine shero, this is totally what me and my lover would look like:
( Lavender and Indigo ) -
"Burgers to people's cars" or "NOW can Kate die?"
Lost = Hilarious wank. Seriously. I was cracking up at all the idiocy. Coincidence? Or FATE?
( Taco night? TACO NIGHT?! I can't fucking do Taco Night! ) -
"Needs a break" or "He can't suck"
The president needs a break. He's like a Black&Decker Cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you don't recharge his batteries, he can't suck.
~Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report.
Now, must find icon........
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"I'm going to show you 'Sexy'" or "A big enough ass"
Amy: When I find "Sexy" again, I'm going to show you "Sexy"!
missy42: (LMFAO)
So, yeah, Amy's on a mission. A while back, she was telling me about this hideous dancer on "So You Think You can Dance" who called himself "Sexy." Now, I don't watch "Reality" TV. I prefer a good, old fashioned scripted show. But this sounded hilarious. Plus, we both have ( Read more... ) -
"ZOMG!!!! BAN POLYESTER NOW!!!!!!" or "Don't date a dog"
The proposed amendment that would ban same-sex marriages was indeed defeated but damn, it was close! And oh, it looks like they want to waste time, energy, brains, hot air and whatever else voting on this thing every YEAR?! Because, you know, these senators can't be bothered with issues of global warming, foreign politics, a freakin' WAR, the ( Read more... ) -
"Cut Your Mullet!" or "Lost member of the Village People"
It's Mustache May June? So you know what that means?! Vote for your favourite douchebag.
Adam: Hey Jerry looks like the lost member of the Village People
Brendan: he doesn't look lost!
missy42: (pondering) Does this mean Jerry gets a flashback? Cuz he's already got Teh Flashback Hair ( Read more... )